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  Masturbation Vid article on Huffington Post

  by ShirleyW in

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  now it's caught the attention of r. kelly who did some kind of remix or something, (didn't watch the remixed vid).

  i left a message that said everytime there's an article about jws in the news, all the dubs usually come out of the woodwork and leave their messages, but now there seems to be only a 5 messages.

  are they ashamed or something?.

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  ooops... yet another copyright infringment...

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytYykOop6HI

  HILARIOUS INTERPRETATION!
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  How to present Kingdom News No. 38....

  by Calebs Airplane in

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  kingdom ministry october 2013 page 4:.

  sample presentations.

  kingdom news no.38 .

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  Kingdom Ministry October 2013 page 4:

  Sample Presentations

  Kingdom News No.38

  “I’m sharing in a worldwide campaign to distribute this important message. Here is your copy.”

  Note: In order to cover the territory, keep your presentation brief. However, in some cases the householder may show genuine interest and may wish to converse. If so, you can ask his opinion about the question on the front, read to him the Bible’s answer as shown inside, and consider a portion of the tract’s contents, as time allows. Before leaving, show him the “To Think About” question on the back and arrange to return and discuss it.

  HOW INCREDIBLY INFANTILE!

  The actual quality of this "presentation" is really not important at all. What's really important here is to keep the presentation as brief as possible and then run like hell before you're asked any difficult questions that your dumbed-down JW brain is unable to process, much less answer... Really pathetic...
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  David Splane does not bow head when giving a prayer!

  by VM44 in

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  this is a report in spanish conerning david splane giving a prayer at a convention.. perhaps someone can translate it better, but google translate gave the following:.

  during prayer, should no longer be necessary to bow his head in a mass meeting, as was splane throughout the prayer, head up, down, left and right looking at all tiers, not hiding in the least.. so splane is looking all around at the sudience while giving a prayer?!!!.

  can someone confirm that is what the spanish text says?.

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  Allow me to translate... what that Spanish comment basically says is that David Splane looks around whenever there is a prayer in progress (not when he himself is doing the prayer). The second half of the comment is that David holds on to his wife very tightly while a prayer is in progress even after this practice has been banned by the WT...
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  2014 Memorial Talk Outline & 2014 Special Talk Outline

  by Calebs Airplane in

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  these usually come out about this time of the year... does anyone have these yet?.

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  Looks like the Watchtower Corporation has kept a tight lid on the 2014 outlines... these 2 outlines are normally all over the internet by this time of the year... oh well, these will probably be the same old drivel anyway...
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  Samuel Herd introduces "Authority" video in 2002...

  by Calebs Airplane in

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  please post your comments on this youtube video... it's from the 2002 wt video "respect jehovah's authority" but it was uploaded recently... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7gzcfesnui also see this thread... http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/friends/77356/2/cult-fear-and-indoctrination-service-meeting-respect-jehovahs-authority

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  DNCall...

  thanks for sharing that...

  it's fascinating that even JWs who have written music scores for the Society have turned apostate...
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  Scary Stuff

  by Farkel in

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  today's high school students in the usa:.

  less than 1/2 of them cannot identify the century when our civil war happened.. one in four thought columbus discovered america sometime after 1750.. one in three cannot name one right enumerated in the bill of rights.. three out of four cannot name the first us president.. two out of three do not know the length of term of a member of the house of representatives.. half cannot find britain on a map.. one out of four cannot find america on a map.. when my oldest daughter, who is now a physician was in 9th grade in this once-great state of california, i asked her about the three branches of our federal government.

  she was clueless and told me she would take civics in her junior year in high school.

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  facebook and twitter are turning youngsters into clueless idiots...
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  40 Publishers

  by Nosferatu in

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  heh, publishers..... was talking with my mother the other day.

  in the 17 years i've been out, my old congregation's publishers have drastically dropped.

  when i was going , we were in the high 80s for publishers.

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  I'm surprised that elder hasn't been removed...

  Half the publishers means half the money which is unacceptable performance in any corporation.

  I can only assume that contibutions have somehow increased (unless the bean counter in the Manitoba bethel branch is sleeping on the job)
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  Less than one third (1/3) of Jehovah's Witnesses will survive Armageddon

  by Calebs Airplane in

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  in the early 80's when i was just a teen, i was out in field circus one day when i overheard our cobe (called president at the time?

  ) telling another elder that, if armageddon were to come tomorrow, less than 1/3 of the congregation would survive.

  this was actually in a bakery as we were just finishing up and they didn't even notice me standing in line as they were too busy drooling over the pastries and talking trash about a ministerial servant who decided not to go to field circus that day for whatever reason.

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  Problemaddict... so the WT is suggesting that only 10% of JWs will survive?
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  Samuel Herd introduces "Authority" video in 2002...

  by Calebs Airplane in

  1. watchtower
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  please post your comments on this youtube video... it's from the 2002 wt video "respect jehovah's authority" but it was uploaded recently... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7gzcfesnui also see this thread... http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/jw/friends/77356/2/cult-fear-and-indoctrination-service-meeting-respect-jehovahs-authority

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  Incredible how the Governing Body compares themselves to Moses, thereby demanding loyalty.
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  AVOIDING A SHEPHERDING CALL: Suggestions pls

  by grumblecakes in

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  yup got a voice mail bright and early this morning "grumblecakes, we would like to schedule a shepherding call".. how do i get outta this?.

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  thanks!!

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  Ask them this question:

  Are you genuinely interested in me? ... Or are you just mechanically going through your "pending items" checklist in preparation for the CO visit?